This is me here; Nanny that is, ritin righting writin’ to you from Ankh-Morpork. What a journey we’ve had, I don’t mind tellin’ you. Don’t ask me about bareback riding! But the main thing is that we’re here now an’ mostly in one piece. Esme and me, well we went and joined a guild. Well, that is to say I joined a guild. Esme says she doesn’t need anyone else’s rules but her own; I have a feelin’ that she’ll come ‘round after she’s seen the place. 

Ain’t it fitting for a woman of my station? Right fanci lookin’. 

But also what I was meanin’ to say was that you can see what we’ve been up to - as in me and Esme specific like - by havin’ a look right here.

Now, I’m off to find out why they call this place The Big Wahoonie.  

- Nanny